So I've pretty much gotten over my rejection (the fact that I've beat 16 other people to get my place in King's helped a lot, haha.) Anyway I decided to do some more research on it, and wow. It seems like my kind of place. Historical city setting, and the best part is that my campus will be smack in the middle of the Strand, which means shopping at Covent Garden, great facilities and ultimate prettiness of everything, I swear, the place is lovely, but best of all... IMMEDIATE ACCESS TO WEST END THEATRES. MUSICALS, DRAMAS. HERE I COMEEE!!!

HOWEVER. One con about acoomodation. I was hoping to get to a student corridor or something, you know, typical student life and blah blah blah. So I was flipping through the undergraduate accomodations prospectus to see what it would be like, until I found out something when I read in closer detail:

The. Bathrooms. Are. Mixed.

Cue spazzing and screaming that my purity is going to go down the drain because my EYES! MY VIRGIN EYESSS, everything I once knew is going to crash down upon MEEEEEEE. So I imagined several scenarios, in order of most likely to least likely:

Scenario 1:

*Wei Yun walks in onto a guy*

WY: LOLWTF

Scenario 2:

*Someone walks in on WY*

WY: asodfds;f;ds;f;;; MY PURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO I HAVE SHAMED MY MOTHER MY FATHER MY ANCESTORS MY UNCLES MY AUNTS AND EVERYHTING I HAVE EVER KNOWN OH GOD WHYY WHY MEEEEE

Scenario 3:

*WY walks in on a couple making sweet love in the bathroom*

*WY dies*

Scenario 4:

*WY and hawt boyfriend are (dum dum dum)*

*Person is blinded*

... I guess I COULD stay in flat residences right? Only those aren't catered, and I know I should do my own cooking and all, but still. I'd rather have the normal dorm life where I get to run around knocking on peoples' doors and talking to them and laughing with them instead of being holed up in a room and having to go up and down stairs... It just wouldn't be the same would it? And I know Cambridge was like that, but hey, it's Cambridge, and since I didn't get in might as well experience dorm life to the max since... I don't know lah.

It worries me, actually, the fact that bathrooms are mixed, English guys are supposed to be hawt I know but I STILL DON'T WANT TO WALK INTO ONE OF THEM NEKKID OR SOMETHING. I DON'T. AND WORSE STILL I DON'T WANT TO BE WALKED IN UPON BECAUSE MY FATNESS WOULD CAUSE AN EPIDEMIC OF BLINDNESS AND EVERYONE WOULD DIE UPON SEEING ME.

Urrgh. I don't know. Freaky thing is Pin and I were just talking about this a few days ago and I was commenting how thankful I was that I wasn't going to the US where they have mixed bathrooms and laughing at her, and that how weird it would be if my period started dripping and someone saw and DO THEY EVEN HAVE CUBICLES IN THE KCL BATHROOMS, THEY HAD BETTER OR I WILL DROWN MYSELFFF IN THE TOILET BOWL only people would see me drowing myself wouldn't they and they'd laugh at me BECAUSE OF THE LACK OF PRIVACY

I swear, karma has come and bitten me in the butt. I swear. It has. WESTERN COUNTRIES AND THEIR MIXED BATHROOMS WHYYY